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Joke of the Day

"How is eating a girl out like being a member of the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!"

"The UN general assembly."

"The NSA: The only part of government that actually listens"

"Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V? Because Dey-go-bah."

"Why did the child have two black eyes? Because telling them once wasn't enough."

"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""

"Whenever I'm waiting for an elevator & the door finally slides open I pretend I'm on a Game Show & just won a group of people"

"Why are pills white? because they work"

"Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!"

"Why did the coke can throw itself off the building, and why did it become so famous? It was soda pressed"