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Joke of the Day
"The NSA: The only part of government that actually listens"
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"I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower."
"When my girlfriend complains about how bad her day was I like to hold her hands Because shes deaf"
"Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison? Because he catches all the snitches!"
"What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas? A Wii fit"
"Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list."
"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever."
"My daily horoscope says I just lost all of my decent followers by posting my daily horoscope on Twitter."
"A blind man walks into a bar ow."
"There are three bears a black, a brown, and a white one. Which bear dissolves in water? The white bear, because it's polar"