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Joke of the Day

"Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!"

"If u had Hitler & a guy who doesnt mute the keyboard on his iPhone in a room & could only kill one, would u give Hitler the dead guys phone?"

"Dating Women is like squaring Numbers If they're under 16, do it in your head"

"An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. Look at Steve Jobs."

"Officer: Do you know you have a blinker out? Me: Yes, officer. Officer: When did you plan on getting that fixed? Me: 2005"

"Sexy is being tickled with a feather... Kinky is being tickled with a chicken"

"A lesbian friend of mine corrected a misconception that I had.... I had told her that I assumed the majority of lesbians engaged in Fisting. Turns out, it's only a handful..."

"Did you know, If you get everyone in the UK to lie head to toe in a line across the English channel... ...They would probably drown"

"Can I just get a degree based on how many song lyrics I know?"

"What is a British person's favorite cereal? Cheerios. say it in a British accent"