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Joke of the Day

"Why did the coke can throw itself off the building, and why did it become so famous? It was soda pressed"

"Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies? They were too far out, man."

"I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership."

"One Night Stand This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!"

"Listen mate, the only rapture I'm interested in was sung by Debbie Harry"

"A good comedian is like a good dictatorship. Consistent in their execution."

"Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity. Feels like it was only yesterday..."

"My grandmother's stories always include the race of everyone involved"

"Tight pants are like a cheap hotel... No ball room"

"The other day i walked in on my grandmother sucking my grandfather's dick. I just find it weird why it wasn't cremated with the rest of him."