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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm waiting for an elevator & the door finally slides open I pretend I'm on a Game Show & just won a group of people"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"MIND BLOWING SCIENCE FACT: 20% of all car crashes are actually battles between the Autobots and the Decepticons."

"Game of Thrones would have had more seasons... But HBO didn't want it to dragon too long."

"The New Drum by Major Headache"

"Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?"

"It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet."

"My love for you is like diarrhea......I cant hold it in.."

"I just thought of a good Casey Anthony joke... but if I post it my mom would kill me."

"Who is your Grandma's favorite politician? Bernie Sandmaster Flash"