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Joke of the Day

"Who is the most famous DJ in Australia? DJ Redo"

"I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7. I call it: Windows 98."

"You know what gets me down? Elevators."

"The very first joke I ever learned as a kid. How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A Buccaneer. (Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh)"

"I bet my fish rolls his eyes when I tell people on the phone how busy I am."

"Almost done with my peanut butter & jelly sandwich and I now notice the bread is covered in mold, If you need me I'll be bathing in bleach."

"What's the stupidest prank someone tried pulling on you? My sister just told me she was pregnant and I was the father. Does she really think I'm that dumb? I'm 100% sure she's on birth control."

"79% of people don't know the opposites of these 6 words. 1. Always 2. Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me 6. Down Are YOU the 21%?"

"What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun? The sun exists."

"I tried to register under the username ""v1rg1nity""... ...but it's already taken."