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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb? As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb."

"The worst is when you're on a cruise ship that turns into an Autobot to fight a sea monster and you had a decent game of shuffleboard going"

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear."

"Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering ""...it would be so easy..."""

"Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars? For proper gander purposes."

"If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife? The answer may shock you."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? Pilot."

"What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? His own ass."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"

"No LinkedIn, I do not want to display my Twitter on my profile. I would actually like to keep my chances of getting a job above zero."