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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"
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"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"
"What's the scariest thing in geometry? A vicious circle."
"What kind of math do feminists study ? Triggernometry"
"Insomnia is a glamorous term for 'thoughts you forgot to have in the day.'"
"What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? There are twenty of them."
"One time I asked ""What would Jesus do?"" & then a close friend betrayed me & everyone started misinterpreting what I said for their own gain."
"A groom raises his glass to toast his wife on their wedding day I've finally found a perfect girl i could not ask for more she's deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store."
"Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste is just white paint."
"Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies."