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Joke of the Day

"Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering ""...it would be so easy..."""

"Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case"

"You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby? The kid never spends the weekend at their dad's house. **I'll just see myself out**"

"Why does Gordon Ramsay always use a condom? Because he should not be FUCKING RAAWWW!!"

"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."

"Some young boy just knocked on my door saying ""I am collecting for the local swimming pool."" So I gave him a glass of water"

"Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now."

"Why is Batman undefeatable? Because he was coached by Liam Neeson."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct."

"Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory? So that they could make fish and chips."