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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager."

"In North Korea... [edited] everything is grand and prosperous and USA is smelly"

"Pampered Cow What do you get from a pampered cow?"

"Kids claim to be such big fans of Mickey Mouse, but you don't see them with an icechest full of Capri Sun tailgating for Disney On Ice."

"I wonder during the election for Pope, did the other cardinals point to the losers and say excitedly ""you are NOT the father"""

"What do you call a huge pile of kittens? A meowntain!"

"You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue."

"My pet lizard was acting really strange the other day so I took it to the vet. She said it was a reptile dysfunction."

"Freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door."

"There's a chef that doesn't bother putting gloves on before prepping his food Now he's got a lot more thyme on his hands."