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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager."
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"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
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"What do you call four condoms who play music together? A rubber band."
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"Studies find if a woman has a glass of wine a day increases the chances of a stroke. If you let her have more she might suck it too."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his girlfriend on the other side, but then he got taken by McDonalds and crushed for chicken nuggets."