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Joke of the Day

"Studies find if a woman has a glass of wine a day increases the chances of a stroke. If you let her have more she might suck it too."

"A Jewish girl asks her father for $50 ""$40 dollars!"" he says, ""Why do you need $30?!""."

"There are 2 screaming kids & a guy talking full voice on his cell in this bank. I'll wave at you on the news tonight as they lead me away."

"I keep my fitbit in the original box same as I do my special edition Malibu Barbie."

"Already resenting that I have to wake up tomorrow."

"How much do deodorant factory workers get paid? A pittance."

"I made this joke up when I was eight. I'm very proud of it. What's in the wardrobe? Narnia business."

"Well there's definitely one word I can't use to describe Tom Brady's ego... Inflated."

"What do you call a secret agent running for the bus? A Russian spy."

"Why did the chicken get an ouija board? To contact those who had crossed over to the other side."