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Joke of the Day
"Female Ghostbusters? What about male Charlie's Angels?"
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"Did you know what 6.9 is? its a good thing screwed up by a period"
"huh? ""razzleberry is a mixture of raspberry and blueberry jam *puts mouth closer to drive thru speaker* either you have it or you don't"""
"In America they have stand up comedy... In the Balkans we have Sit Down Tragedy."
"Studies show that on average 2 students in every fourth grade class can't count properly. It's usually one to three."
"Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli? He was pulled under by a strong currant"
"Even the coffee is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Wait...am I being poisoned? *drinks it anyway*"
"Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say"
"Why was John Lennon so ashy? Because he was cremated"
"13: Dad, What's detour mean? Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon."