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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"

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"I'll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down."
"I want my ashes scattered when I die. I don't like people visiting me now.... I'll be damned if I want visitors when I'm dead."
"i wish you could click ""save as"" on puppies"
"I hate political jokes And it disgusts me that two are running for president."
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long."
"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene"
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free"
"How did alien defeat predator? ""Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.."""
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Silent"