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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours? [Click Here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/how_do_you_keep_a_redditor_busy_for_hours/)"

"Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley... one was a-salted"

"First person ever: I HAVE SEVERAL HOLES IN MY FACE WHAT IS HAPPENING"

"I wanna work at a bank so I can get that employee discount on money"

"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."

"""Anyway it was lovely to meet you!"" - Translation: Off you go!"

"Friend: Did you know that a butterfly only lives for 2 days? Me: I think that's a myth. Friend: No it's definitely a butterfly."

"I am... A joke !"

"This Venn guy was sure bad at drawing circles next to each other"

"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."