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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."

"I dissected a cow's eye in grade school. It was an eye-opening experience."

"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"

"Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !"

"What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it? Who are these iron-mouthed warriors?"

"Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? Because they are all wet."

"David Attenborough voice ""Amazing. See how the youngest of the species always needs something when the mother is in the bathroom."""

"No one eats chocolate in tiny orgasmic bites like the women in the commercials. You shove it in your face hole as fast as you can, then cry."

"What are the fattest letters? O.B.C.D"

"Did year about the phone war between the iPhone 6s and Samsung s6 I hear the S6 has an edge."