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Joke of the Day

"I looked at a shelf once online and now every ad is like ""SO YOU LIKE SHELVES??????"" and everywhere i go i think a shelf is following me"

"Why doesn't Hillary Clinton work out? She doesn't want to Feel the Bern."

"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."

"Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest"

"How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!"

"Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes but it's a load of rubbish."

"From what I hear about time spent with abortion doctor's they're really not all that bad Many patients have claimed it's really brought the kid out in them."

"What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?' I have explosive diarrhea."

"My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you're dead, your Miranda rights don't count for shit."

"To be a hipster is to live in constant suffering You spend all your time in coffee shops, but you always have to drink your coffee before it's cool."