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Joke of the Day
"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."
Next Joke
"I bought my kid some McDonald's today. He really doesn't like stocks though."
"My Mexican friend told me this one. Whats an owl say? Quien?"
"Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two mars bars fall out of a vending machine at once."
"I read the following headline in the paper today: ""Woman Beats Off Attacker"""
"The three magic words EVERY woman loves to hear, ""You were right."""
"What is black and white and is nearest to South America O-Rio"
"Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullshit imitation dinosaur to shit on my car."
"was thinking i would go away this easter. figured i would just hang around instead. its what jesus would have done"
"A candle is my girlfriend... She is very hot"