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Joke of the Day
"This Venn guy was sure bad at drawing circles next to each other"
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"What do you call a muscular Arab A protein sheikh"
"[Walking around park with kid] Daughter: Daddy, why is grass green? Me: Because God wants to remind me I have no money everywhere"
"My friend got a tattoo of his wife's name so I guess he loves her as much as he loves barbed wire."
"I guess you could call her a trophy wife. She's tattooed with the names of the previous winners."
"Somewhere in the world, there's a real Nigerian Prince who wants to share his millions of dollars but can't find a beneficiary."
"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"
"How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Wuh-wuh-wuh-one."
"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"
"Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq? Because he asked for Ice-es"