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Joke of the Day

"My father is invisible... a trans-parent"

"What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money? Buys an intersection for a private business work."

"Yeah, he jumped from 128,000 feet, but I fixed the shower today with a 4yo asking what i was doing 128,000 times.... Lets call it tie, ok?"

"How do you pay for incense? In cents"

"Maybe Gotye was an actual goat that sold it's soul for the chance to be a human with a hit song and now he is back to just being a goat"

"How many virgins does take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 72, or all those suicide bomber would have seen the light."

"I accidentally watched some gay porn last night... ... it was the worst 28 minutes of my life."

"...and so they left. So they left. The bartender said, ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" Two time travelers walk into a bar."

"I don't understand why some snacks are ""fun-sized"", there's really nothing ""fun"" about having a smaller portion of food."

"When do clocks die?When their time is up."