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Joke of the Day

"They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win... It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there."

"*consoling friend who is a baker* I'm really sorry about the fire at your bread shop. Looks like your business is toast now."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling."

"You could call today ""Christmas Adam"" Because Adam came before Eve."

"What do yu get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."

"*sees a woman struggling with a big suitcase up the stairs* Me: Need help with that? Her: Yeah! Me: *gives her a hug* You got this, girl."

"What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey? The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old."

"Dinner When my wife asks me ""What do you want to have for dinner"" I never guess right."

"How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn? China probably can pop corn in one minute."

"Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do..."