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Joke of the Day
"How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate? It takes two to make a dingo write."
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"Somebody told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall."" I said maybe"
"My friend gave me a free dvd... but it's only Chinatown."
"Did you know love doesn't matter? It doesn't have mass and doesn't occupy space."
"My girlfriend and I joke about which of us is more competitive. But, I joke about it waaaay more than her."
"Do you know what comes after the ""just the tip"" argument? Balls.."
"I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven't had the chance to think of first..."
"Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup"
"Once I walked across a road when the light was red. I felt so bad I went back and waited for the light to turn green."
"I know why my name is Cameron. Father: You know why I named you Cameron? Me:Why Father: cause I came ron"