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Joke of the Day

"Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving? Because you only need one arm to drum along.."

"I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain."

"My cousin was hospitalized for 3 months after a freak accident at a spaghetti factory.. Unfortunately, he pasta way"

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? PENNAY!"

"I decided to come to my friends as transparent they saw right through me."

"""Can I buy you a drink?"" Sure! What's your name? ""Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far"" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool"

"If Kung Fu Panda taught me anything, it's that obese people can be accepted...so long as they know kung fu."

"Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones."

"What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!"

"[Ariel climbs Rapunzel's hair with a dinglehopper between her teeth] ""There can only be one socially awkward Princess,"" she vows savagely."