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Joke of the Day

"So Putin and Erdogan walk into a bar. Sorry, a war."

"""Talk to the hand!"" - deaf people"

"What drink did Hitler absolutely hate the taste of? Juice."

"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"

"Whats the difference between a hispanic and a book. The book has papers."

"Where do fleas go to surf? To the microwave."

"I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia"

"What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series? Lord Of The Chinks"

"This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out."

"The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, ""zip up your pants and go see HR now!"""