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Joke of the Day

"What drink did Hitler absolutely hate the taste of? Juice."

"An Ethiopian dance party Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling ""Put you hands in the air like you just don't care"""

"The first thing I do when someone introduces themselves to me is forget what their name is."

"I'm having mixed feelings about that garlic diet... So far, I've lost 6 pounds and most of my friends."

"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."

"What was the name of Paul Revere's favorite porno mag? The British are Coming"

"How chi was the Olympics? So chi"

"What's the best way to reheat turkey? Nuke it."

"I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia. I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good."

"Did you hear about the guy who killed people on the train in Germany? Seems like he wanted to be an axe-man."