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Joke of the Day

"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"

"I told my doctor I abused drugs last night. Doctor:how? me: I punched my bottle of vicodin"

"Australian joke I just heard An Australian kiss is like a French kiss only it's... down under."

"The American Education System"

"Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle"

"Abraham Lincoln is in a cent until proven guilty."

"Scientists are cloning John Lennon.. What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people.."

"What does a nine volt battery and an asshole have in common? The look on your face when you lick it"

"The bartender asks, ""what can I get you?"" A neutrino walks into a bar. (See it arrived before it set off... myeh)"

"What food is bad for epileptic people? Seizure salad"