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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a hispanic and a book. The book has papers."

"I felt shit today My finger went through the toilet paper"

"Ugh, I may have lost my ""World's Best Dad"" keychain. My 2 year old was playing with it an hour ago but I don't know where she went."

"I was having sex with a woman when her husband got home early She told me to use the back door and to be quick. I probably should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that."

"What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation!"

"What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road? The dead cat has skid marks around it."

"Dear Life...Would you at least start using lubricant...."

"A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile"

"A man walks into a library and says ""I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."""

"I don't drink anymore... ...I don't drink any less either."