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Joke of the Day
"Where do fleas go to surf? To the microwave."
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"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"
"Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas."
"Why is Bud light kinda like making love on a canoe? Because it's like fucking close to water."
"Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did"
"A vampire stopped coming to my nightly poker games. All I said was that he made too many mistakes..."
"If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead, I would choose someone who is dead so I didn't have to listen to them chew."
"This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you"
"What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper? Airheads"
"U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months"