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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series? Lord Of The Chinks"
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"I sleep with my grandad's WWII bayonet under my pillow. You never know when someone might break in and start filming Antiques Road Show."
"My grandpa told me his secret of how he would pick up Jewish girls in Auschwitz so easily. He used a broom & dustpan."
"Why does Bruce Willis live in America and watch porn? Because he wants to live free and die hard"
"Son: Dad, what does gay' means? Father: It means to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."
"What is similar about a twitch mod and an a reddit mod? <message deleted>"
"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."
"What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? (Pointing to each in turn) Ho! Ho! Ho!"
"Hayao Miyazaki retired That's it. The guy is quit the troll."
"Ichabod Crane in the streets the headless horseman in the sheets"