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Joke of the Day

"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"

"Do you know how to get a witch pregnant..... You fuck her"

"I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald."

"Tony the Tiger knows that Chuck Norris is G-R-E-A-T!"

"Trail mix? You mean M&M's with obstacles."

"Him: you watch too much Food Network Me: just enjoy your artisanal bread covered in a delectable berry compote Him: its toast and jelly"

"What stopped the beaver's crime spree? The damming evidence"

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."

"A guy walks into a burn ward and says ""Hey, you with the face!"""

"When I was born I was given the choice between a big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose."