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Joke of the Day

"When I was born I was given the choice between a big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose."

"Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything..."

"What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice"

"Two competitive silk worms decided to race... ...it ended in a tie."

"one time I stuck my hand in a jar of jelly beans and when I took it out all the black one stole my rings and watch"

"Person who fought in WWII hit with pepper spray... Now he is a seasoned veteran."

"Guns don't kill people. Fathers with pretty daughters do."

"*Approaches a guy reading ""Catch Me If You Can""* I love that book. The way he just *clenches fist* catches all those freakin' cans."

"What do you call a rooster from China? Caucasian"

"Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale*"