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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to get a witch pregnant..... You fuck her"

"I stash my weed in the middle of a bunch of Russian nesting dolls so when the cops are searching for it they give up like after 5 dolls."

"What do you do if a 4 year old girl catches you masturbating? Untie her"

"Guys, the USA is looking pretty bad... I think its time for USB."

"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."

"That if you love them set them free thing, what if they all come back at once"

"How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom."

"I was trying to work out what that flying red disk was But then it hit me"

"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

"I LOVE YOU ... A man was out for a drink with his wife one night and he said, ""I love you"". The wife asked, ""Is that you or the beer talking"" He said, ""It's me........ I'm talking to the beer""!"