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Joke of the Day
"What stopped the beaver's crime spree? The damming evidence"
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"Why are black crimes hard to solve? Because they're all criminals and they look the same."
"Two fish are in a tank, what does one fish say to the other? How do you drive this thing?!"
"Sir, you will have to stop masturbating. ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny. HeHeHe"
"What do you call an undetectable black man? Incognegro I'll see myself out"
"If Shrek can find love, so can you."
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches..."
"So I asked my grandma I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"The number of my farts. . . is gastronomical."