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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."
Next Joke
"Chemists do it on the table... Periodically."
"Why isn't my hand 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot"
"You know what a vegetarian will never get? A Spam."
"What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle? A Bouncer"
"I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts."
"What's the most unsatisfying prank?"
"Hey Girl Scout, let your mom handle my cookie transaction. I don't have all day to watch you practice math."
"What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison? A small medium at large"
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!"