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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle? A Bouncer"

"What do you call a russian bull? a moscow"

"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."

"I'm working in a bar and a woman walks in and asks for a double entendre. So I gave her one"

"It's 4/20 and I'm not looking forward to weeding through all the bad jokes today."

"Did you see the recent movie about the rabbi? I forget which part they cut out."

"Life is going pretty good for me lately I guess. I just got a booty call last night. It was from life. Apparently it still wants to fuck me."

"Why did the Russians lose the space race? Their rocket kept Stalin!"

"*Sniffs* ""Spring in the air!"" ""Why should I?"" *ba dum tss*"

"A man was found with his dick in a peanut butter jar... He was fucking nuts."