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Joke of the Day
"I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts."
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"My deaf girlfriend just told me to fuck off. That's not a good sign."
"A Spanish family surprised me by treating me to dinner. x-post /r/unexpectedcena"
"Why's it a good idea to have a threesome with 2 Vietnamese girls? It's usually a Nguyen/Nguyen."
"When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet? I say ""Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."""
"What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick."
"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"
"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"
"do the Simpsons know they're all dying of jaundice"
"Why can't the shepherd remember how many he had sex with? --- he keeps falling asleep when he counts them."