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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison? A small medium at large"
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"Everyone has these expansive bucket lists Mine is a little pail in comparison"
"What is the derivative of 151? Poke(dx)"
"[AMA Request] A hipster who admits he/she is a hipster."
"A guy walks in on his daughter masturbating with a pickle ""Sick!"" he says. ""I was going to eat that. Now it's going to taste like pickle."""
"What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Mufasa? One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African."
"[turns to guy at next urinal] ""When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet? BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"""
"Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object every time."
"Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends? Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo."
"My ex-girlfriend had eczema She had a cracking fanny."