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Joke of the Day
"Make like my dick... and fuck your mother."
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"If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears"
"What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.? Yogurt has a live and thriving culture."
"Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the Galaxy... ...born too ugly to explore a woman."
"What do you call a patella that sleeps around too much? Whore knee"
"Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?"
"So, a neckbeard walks into a bar... Just kidding! They don't even leave the basement!"
"Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months"
"What do call the gas you get from eating cheese? Derriere"
"How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub"