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Joke of the Day

"Wait! What?! The subway is flooded? WHAT ABOUT THE NINJA TURTLES?! *prays*"

"Have you ever eaten ethiopian food? No? Them neither"

"I don't know what hurts my wrist more, playing volleyball or watching women's volleyball!"

"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"

"A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Having a Hot Wife is like being a diabetic with a coupon for unlimited cheesecakes. It may look nice but you never get to use it. Source: Have a Hot Wife, Never get laid"

"Muslim: I do not eat bacon. Jew: I do not eat bacon. Me: I will have their bacon."

"What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door."

"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"

"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."