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Joke of the Day
"Wait! What?! The subway is flooded? WHAT ABOUT THE NINJA TURTLES?! *prays*"
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"Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's."
"I would tell a broken pencil joke.. But there's no point."
"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink."
"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad."
"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period."
"Lmao this joke has no punchline because Ellen Pao"
"A man walks into a bar But it's atmospheric pressure so he's fine."
"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."
"Parents w/ 1st kid: *Peels grape & slices it into 84 tiny pieces. Parents w/ 4th kid: *Gives kid knife & fork to cut their own steak."