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Joke of the Day

"your mom's so fat her nickname is ""damn!"""

"I wish Gene Wilder was still alive today... He'd probably be ecstatic knowing one of his oompa loompa's grew up to be president :')"

"The farther away the future is, the better it looks."

"I hide my condoms in a box of Nyquil... ...if I use either, I'll blow a load and be asleep in 10 minutes."

"Speaking of one-liners,"

"What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner? Forgetti Bolognese."

"I asked the pizza place to write a joke in my pizza box. They delivered... the pizza with nothing written inside."

"Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough."

"Another Dad Joke Dad: Guess who I saw today? Kid: Who? Dad: Everyone I looked at!"

"Two grapes were walking down the street and one was assaulted. If that didn't make you laugh, it's because GRAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY!"