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Joke of the Day

"A crowd of theater fanatics walk into a bar. They go to the bartender and say, ""One round please."" ""A round of what?"" The bartender asks. ""A round of *applause*!"" They all scream in unison."

"Jews What is the difference between a pizza and a jew? Jews dont scream in the oven. What is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Boy scouts come home from camp."

"What's a Mexicans favorite protein? Whey"

"The way your stick figures take up your whole back window tells me you need a bigger car and a class on condoms."

"Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter the dog is not coming"

"What the japanese version of mission impossible? Miso impossible"

"Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children"

"Why do they call it the XBOX 360? Because you turn 360 and walk away!!"

"Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie."