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Joke of the Day

"A crowd of theater fanatics walk into a bar. They go to the bartender and say, ""One round please."" ""A round of what?"" The bartender asks. ""A round of *applause*!"" They all scream in unison."

"What does a vampire on a diet drink? Blood Lite Thanks Jim Butcher..."

"How do chemists get high? they drop acid of course"

"After years of searching for my girlfriend's G-spot, who would have guessed her sister had it all this time!"

"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."

"Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me."

"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""

"Have you heard the joke about the roof? No? Well, I guess it went over your head! I'll kill myself now."

"If I know anything about girls, it's that they appreciate privacy. Trust me I've read a ton of diaries."

"If you love someone let them go down on you"