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Joke of the Day

"What's is the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a boner right now. -Hugh Hefner, probably"

"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."

"What's big, green and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table"

"When does CPR become Necrophlia? When tongue is involved."

"The average American male has a 5"" penis, but the average American male says he has 7"". Brendan would say that is the same thing... perfect."

"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."

"What does a hooker get from Santa? 50 bucks"

"Your father is so absent... When I Google searched him it returned: Error 404 Not found."

"How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?"

"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."