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Joke of the Day
"Kidnapping Catnapping keeps you well rested, kidnapping gets you arrested."
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"I read an article today about a cat who saved his owner's life. I'm still trying to teach mine not to vomit hairballs on my bed."
"Winter coats look like people gained 10 pounds, a perfect indicator for how they will look without the coat when the holiday season is over"
"HULK doesn't have sex, HULK smashes :b"
"My niece was the victim of demonic possession FOR THE SECOND TIME. She was repossessed."
"Did you hear about those chicken proof yards? They're impeckable."
"Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done."
"My dog forgot it's mother's day, again."
"Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning The birds loved it."
"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch!"