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Joke of the Day

"""No one cares about the jews"" ""Yeah, they do"" ""No they don't. During the holocaust i killed 3 jews and one clown"" ""Why one clown?"" ""See? No one cares about the jews"""

"What is the difference between Napoleon and his son? One is a Bonaparte from the other."

"I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory I mean, I only took a day off"

"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?'' Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"""

"6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won't get drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no."

"What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad."

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia, fcuk"

"Trix are for kids. calling your penis trix because trix are for kids. wait no ( ._.)?"

"Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit."

"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"