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Joke of the Day

"6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won't get drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."

"A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they're like, ""Why are you showing me photos? I'm a dog."""

"What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch? Namaste."

"HANDJOBS are a touchy subject."

"What did the pirate say to his sister? Aye sis"

"What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter."

"What's the difference between an outlaw, and an inlaw? Outlaws are wanted."

"I am so much angry!!! I just might go Super Saiyan!!!"

"What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? One with everything"