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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad."

"What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door? A low-key person"

"I was out walking my dog when another man with a dog approached me, picked up a stick and said 'I could throw this stick a mile away and this dog would bring it back.' 'That's a bit far fetched!'"

"How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season? Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone."

"What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !"

"Can you name even one East African country? Well, Kenya?"

"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business."

"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"

"STATUS: Using the flashlight on my phone to look for the keys that are in my hand so I can open my car cuz I think I left my phone in there."