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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Napoleon and his son? One is a Bonaparte from the other."
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"*goes in fridge; makes sandwich* *grabs beer* *sits on couch; turns on TV* Him: Ma'am, this is an open house Me: I need the full experience"
"Every time someone tells a bulimia joke... Every time someone tells a bulimia joke I throw up in disgust. Please keep them coming."
"What did the bartender say to the jumper cables? You better not try to start anything."
"What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car? Do you even Lyft?"
"Did you hear about the shooting at the Kanye West concert? It was awful, they missed..."
"I turned 18 today so the first thing I did was your mom"
"Straight guys, don't act like an asshole when a gay guy hits on you... ...because then they'll definitely wanna fuck you."
"Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much."
"I'm 100% straight So straight I don't even like touching my own dick to masturbate. My friend Dave does it for me."