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Joke of the Day

"Trix are for kids. calling your penis trix because trix are for kids. wait no ( ._.)?"

"Why did Marx pay for dinner on the first date? Because his utopia might be classless, but he's not"

"Why can't two elephants go swimming? -They only have one pair of trunks."

"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman."

"N.W.A. i was straight outta chocolate syrup and very upset so i nicked some from my roommate. i am a nicker with attitude"

"The Whale was uneasy. ""I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his accommodations"" said the whale. ""What gave you that idea?"" queried the octopus. ""Oh, I have inside information"" said the whale."

"Took the batteries out of the smoke detector to use in my remote cause I would rather die in a fire than have to get up & change the channel"

"Why do women like Ryan Gosling? Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share."

"I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee."

"Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove."