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Joke of the Day
"Trix are for kids. calling your penis trix because trix are for kids. wait no ( ._.)?"
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"You wont find a whole lot about beastiality in the bible. But you will in my diary."
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"I wish I could see the look of surprise and wonder on my son's face when he opens his lunchbox full of tampons today. Payback for talkback."