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Joke of the Day

"They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks... But I didn't even try and mine's been playing dead for an hour!"

"what did the rapman say to other rapman yo tony where did you get that fresh salami?"

"I was watching the men's hockey at the commonwealth games today, I was thinking it must be a very dangerous game to play, I mean half the Indian team were running around with bandages on their heads"

"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."

"ME: I want to take long walks with you. HER: Aww...are you a romantic? ME: No, I don't have a car."

"Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me! She said ""no"" both times."

"I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... Too bad my dreams were never too wild."

"What chews on trees and sings? Justin Beaver"

"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off.(NSFW)"

"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"