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Joke of the Day
"What chews on trees and sings? Justin Beaver"
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"Do you know poop is tapered at one end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."
"I just gave my cat a bath. Your move Satan."
"A blind man walks into a bar and a chair, then a table..."
"""Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of cocaine."" ""10 kilograms you say?"" ""Yeah, 5 kilograms"""
"Did you hear about the fish that married the duck? They got along swimmingly"
"A man's son goes off to join isis. The man laments saying: Why? Jihad so much potential!"
"Going to open a used car dealership & employ only super cute girls who will cry until you buy something"
"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."
"Did you hear about the guy who had sex with his car? Apparently he was pretty Exhausted.... <.< .>.> I'll show myself out -.-"