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Joke of the Day
"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"
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"What is the difference between a girl and a washer? The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it."
"What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth? ... a soviet"
"A girl goes to the gynecologist, and the OB/GYN says ""This might hurt a bit, do you want me to numb it?"" She nodded yes... [NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM!](http://i.imgur.com/ZtNtzNP.gif)"
"YOU CAN'T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES."
"A seven year old walks into a bar nes and noble."
"Did you hear about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."
"What is Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"
"Roses are red, Roses are blue, Roses are white, Genetics."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."