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Joke of the Day

"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"

"I studied abroad the first semester of my junior year Then she closed her blinds"

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."

"I saw an old French prostitute last night, what's her name? Toulouse."

"Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him."

"Said it before but someone needs to start a rumor that Muslims don't eat donuts so that people will start sending those to the mosque."

"Her: You're a pathological liar! Me: ...and the King of Spain."

"my favourite position is 68 you do me, and i'll owe you one."

"I've just started playing the triangle in a reggae band I stand at the back and ting."

"How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway? You take the '*F*' out of '*Safe*', and the '*F*' out of '*way*'."